Well, the kid looks like he can pitch a little bit.
Two guys I didn't know were still alive: Carlos Baerga and Wil Cordero.
Unfortunately the wheels totally came off when Frank Robinson decided to have Donnelly's glove challenged. I don't know what they found, probably pine tar, but Shields was awful in the 8th, getting knocked all over the yard, including a homer to public enemy number one (yes, I've turned on Guillen as quiclkly as he turned on the Shields slider). If I'm Bart, the fist pitch I throw to Guillen tomorrow hits him square in the numbers, asssuming the rumor about him ratting Donnelly out is true.
Man, Frank Robinson's a real dick, isn't he?
Oh well, I can't talk about this one anymore. This is too depressing.
Orlando Cabrera sucks. Man, I can't say it any plainer than that. Guys in my softball league play shortstop better than that.
EDIT: Title update, Roman Moroney style. Ya know, for the kids. And thanks, Rob.