Over/Under on How Many Times Guillen Gets Plunked?

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Is is possible for the Angels to score negative runs?

With no Vlad and no Howie, it just might be.

This is not going to be fun to watch.

Damn, I didn't know it was a day game

And you know what, I don't even care. These assholes are pathetic.

Dear Bill Stoneman

Next time you're going to make a big free agent deal, shoot me an email. I would have agreed to stand in center field and not catch fly balls for half of what you're paying HGHMJ. And I would have been just as awful at the plate.

Is it possible to send everyone down? Because this team sucks.

Please just end this

Ervin Santana, during the day, on the road, is a recipe for disaster. Nice six run first inning.

Maybe MLB knew what was best for me when they tried to take Extra Innings off of cable.

Quick Reader Request

Can someone clue me in the what the fuck is going on with Autolux/Carla Azar? I'm getting like at least 15 hits a day from people doing an image search which is turning up the old Autolux pic that I stole from some other site before I stopped hotlinking. So why all the sudden interest? New album? Did she finally marry the scientology dude? What the fuck?

Springfield

That's where I am for the next few days. The good ol' capital city.

But let's look at the bright side. At least the Angels didn't lose today.