Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Dear Bill Stoneman

Next time you're going to make a big free agent deal, shoot me an email. I would have agreed to stand in center field and not catch fly balls for half of what you're paying HGHMJ. And I would have been just as awful at the plate.

Is it possible to send everyone down? Because this team sucks.

1 comment:

Wally Joyner said...

They're only 1.5 games back...if they can cut it to 1/2 a game by the All Star Break, I think they can make a push down the stretch. Just gotta keep the arms fresh.